Oh Facebook land... you never cease to amaze me. Sometimes we all get caught up in the stupidity of humans, and spend time face-palming so hard that Jesus feels it. From the Tide Pod Challenge, to the AR15 cult that wears HOT PINK frocks and crowns of bullets, we are constantly inundated with the notion that people are inherently stupid on every level.
But no, Facebook, you didn't stop there. You created.... THE MARKETPLACE. You know, where you post shit you don't want anymore and hope someone else really needs that shit more than you hate it. Where puppies get posted for "free" but with that special "re-homing" fee attached, because the people that originally got the dog put in at least $300 over the last 6 months and would like to get that money back, even though they shouldn't have gotten the dog in the first place. Where used cloth diapers are listed, as well as opened cans of baby formula. But the one thing that just tears a hole in my opinion of people is this....
Why, for the love of all that is Holy, do you mark your shit up so much when we could buy it brand new for less than that, drive to Austin, eat out, and drive back, and STILL not spend the amount of money you are asking????
Oh, you cleaned your yard? Good for you, you normal person... Oh, wait, no, nope, nope-aruskee... you went and got all stupid, because now you are listing the bags of dead leaves you raked for $20 bucks a bag and selling it as free-range, organic, fair-trade mulch.
HAVE YOU PEOPLE LOST YOUR MIND?
Oh, you threw a mattress in the yard a few years ago, and it is all falling apart, but oh, there's rusted springs in there... $150... makes a good "project"... Because Pinterest has 9 million pins about things to make with "antique" springs from "antique" beds, so your old funky mattress circa 2001 certain falls under that label. Right? Even though it looks like someone was murdered on it in an episode of Criminal Minds.
SHAME ON YOU.
Shame on you, and shame on your friends for allowing such idiocrocy. Friends don't let friends list stupid shit for stupid prices, people... PEOPLE!
STOP IT!
