So this weekend, for our 15th Anniversary, we took a little trip to the Lake. Wow! 15 years you say!!! Yes, and we are both still breathing, though sometimes, through a pillow, at night, until one of us struggles and we have to stop because apparently there's a line you aren't supposed to cross.
It is Saturday around 2pm...my phone rings... y'all... this is good. It was one of the local spoofed numbers. Of course I had won a trip to the Bahamas. So I keep telling Jessica the super friendly sorority girl robot YES, so I can get a real person, because let's face it... messing with these people brings me some joy... Anyhoo... I am connected with the younger brother of Jake, from State Farm. I can tell by the All-American voice that Jake's little brother plays disc golf with his friends on the weekends, and dates a girl named Ashley that has blonde hair. So Jake's little brother asks me if I am excited about my free trip to the Bahamas... which is when I ask.....
Does that include hookers and blow?
Now, Jake from State Farm's little brother is silent. He takes a deep breath, and with the confidence of a 3rd year business major at a Community College, he replies....
No, but I can exchange that Bahamas trip for a free trip to Vegas, they have hookers and blow.
Touche, little brother of Jake from State Farm. Touche. I hope when you got done with your thankless job Saturday, that you walked in to the pub with your brother Jake from State Farm, your girlfriend blonde Ashley, and all of your chino short guy friends, and ordered a round and had a good laugh about it. DILLY DILLY to you, good Sir!
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